winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

?

is that even-?

okay that’s not

???

is that even legal

(via imlikeacoffeeconnoisseur)

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

(via product-of-a-monster)

lindsaychrist:

i miss tumblr like from a couple years ago people used to be so funny and now everyone gets offended by everything like i made a post about broccoli last week and got told to check my “veggie privilege” 

(via product-of-a-monster)

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

(Source: basedgosh, via alainalovesmath)

myrtlewilson:

myrtlewilson:

fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone

i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this

(via product-of-a-monster)

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

(via product-of-a-monster)